Mad Mama: I'm Not Roaring, I'm a Guardian!
Mad Mama: I'm Not Roaring, I'm a Guardian!
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Listen up, wee ones! Your mom isn't shouting, she's just communicating. Raising kids is hard work and sometimes your little antics push her to the edge. So next time you hear that voice from your mom, don't worry. Just consider it a wake-up call and try to behave yourself.
Mommy just wants what's best for you.
The Wonderful World of Mom Chaos: Fueling Up on Caffeine
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Coffee gets us through the morning
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mama Bear Mode Activated
You better watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, mommy's little babies are loved, and she won't give in to protect them. If you touch her pride, prepare for a powerful display. This isn't the time to be brave. Better get out of sight while you still can.
- Stay calm.
- Back off.
- Be quiet.
Taming Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be real, raising a dragon isn't similar to training your average house pet. There are no specialists who fully understand the intricacies of their unique biology, and forget about finding a manual that outlines everything from controlling flames to inter-species communication. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only framework is trial and error.
I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely meaningless. more info
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously fantastic, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of liquid courage. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are adorable, and they totally drain your sanity. After a long day of entertaining, a glass of red can be just the magic potion you need to relax. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Mom life
- Cheers!